1. I am me because Who else could be me as Popeye says i am what i am .
2. I will never, ever do marriage again.
3. He was grabbing ice cubes and dropped them into a drink and the party started.
4. Ok, ok I’m really lonely and want to be hugged .
5. The charming Mistress got in my head.
Bonus: Tell us about places where you’ve been happiest. was at Mistress’s wedding when i served as a bridesmaid and when i am at Her house cleaning dressed in a common maids outfit.